A Tale of Two Closets (With apologies to Charles Dickens)
It was the best of closet drawers, it was the worst of closet drawers.
It was the age of organization, it was the age of clothing chaos.
It was the epoch of tranquility, it was the epoch of incredulity.
It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.
We had everything orderly before us, we had everything disheveled before us. Closet accessories brought order and peace. For the lack of organization, there was chaos and stress.